Post by deadangel on Apr 30, 2007 14:34:22 GMT -5
Green Body
Cheyenne Glennon
Freshman English
Mrs. Marie Costa
25, April 2007
THESIS: A person who is a major green would be happy working as a funeral director
I. A funeral director would work well if the person was a dominate green.
A. Odd working hours (not a routine)
B. Not too emotional.
C. Many different problems to solve
D. Lots of schooling (More knowledge)
II. Emotionally a green person wouldn’t be too affecting by death because they aren’t over emotional.
A. Being calm and collected will help the families be able to think on what to do with the body.
B. Being logical will also help make sure that the plans for the body are do-able.
C. But they may hurt the feelings of the deceased’s family.
III. Dominate green works well in a clean neat place that isn’t routine
A. As a funeral director the building must be kept clean and neat.
B. Strict rules of dressing and proceedings
C. Odd hours to work because people die all the time
D. Many problems to fix
IV. There are many jobs a director will have to do.
A. Remove the body
B. Embalm the body
C. Speak with the family of what to do with the body
D. Prepare obituary notices
E. Help the family set the funeral service
F. Do paper work (on everything)
V. The working conditions of the job are stressful
A. Long hours at all times of the day (depends on funeral homes)
B. Can become sick from the body
C. Strict dress requirements needed
VI. Training of the job is very strict.
A. Must be 21 years
B. 2 years of college education with mortuary science (can be from 2-4 years)
C. 1 year of apprenticeship along with a test (can be from 1-3 years)
D. Education on embalming
E. Often more education will be needed to keep license
F. During high school classes in biology and chemistry are recommended along with volunteer work.
VII. Earnings and Employment
A. The earnings are about 46,000 dollars a year
B. Experience will raise earnings along with location
C. There are about 30,000 jobs and there is a slow growth rate
D. Many retire because of the stressful hours
VIII. A funeral director will succeed if the person is a dominant green.
A. Lots of schooling
B. Not much routine
C. Lots of problems
D. Not overly emotional
A person who is a major green would be happy working as a funeral director. Being a funeral director has many factors that will make a green person happy. The job has irregular hours that don’t follow a schedule along with many different things that would be asked to be done to the body. Lots of time spent learning would also make a green person happy.They also wouldn’t be over emotional every time they saw a body.
Being overly emotional would be bad because it would make the family upset, but greens unlike blues don’t show their emotions. Consequently they may actually hurt the family’s feelings with out realizing it. They can be emotional and sympathetic but greens often can stay calm and collected. That feature can help the family calm done enough to let them think of what to do to the dead body. The only thing the don’t hide is their ability for being logical and being able to tell what can be truly be done to the body. Logical thinking can also help with if the family wishes for an open casket funeral knowing wither or not it may be done. The workspace also helps with logical thinking because it is kept neat and clean. Not only because rules but also because greens are fond of clean and neat areas.
Rule and regulation won’t make a green happy, but odd hours and abstract thinking will help counter balance to make the job enjoyable. A funeral director must dress in suits to show respect for the dead. The job also demands irregular hours that can cause stress for anyone who depends on structure and function to work. The ways people die are also very different, from heart attacks to car crashes, a funeral director must be ready to do anything to make the body ready for the requested function. Rules on how a body must be treated may make the job seem boring and may make some green people turn away from the job but amount of work that is asked to be done will keep any green from thinking the job is routine.
From collecting the body to collecting the money, there are many features to the job that will keep a green on their toes. A funeral director has to remove the body and make sure that it is transported correctly.